Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
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Found my new morning breakfast spot. Hospital cafeteria. Nobody asks questions, they just assume shit went downnn
Just warning you now f you do not get intoxicated with me in front of the family on thanksgiving we are not related.
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
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After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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