Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
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