Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
she said I was laying next to a garbage can in the subway doing key bumps and screaming "its my fucking birthday" repeatedly
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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