"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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