is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Randomize
