Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
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she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
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My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Randomize