Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
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He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
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drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
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