We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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