Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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