ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Found the puke drawer
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
So as you were leaving, you leaned on the table too much and 3 glasses slid and fell to the floor. You then looked at me and said "To be honest, glass isnt that expensive anyways" and stumbled out of the bar.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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