Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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