glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
he asked me to marry him on one of those scrolling message belt buckels.... what now?
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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