There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
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OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
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I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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