she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
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boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
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you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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