North Korea, Best Korea!
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
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