belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
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nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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