remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
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you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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