The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
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