it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
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Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
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THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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