I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
Thank you for holding my bra last night while i did a topless lap around the house
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
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