I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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