i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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