ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
just next time i won't let coke make me think I'm superman and drink a shit ton.
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i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
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we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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