is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I think im going to throw up on grandma
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
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Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
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time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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