Need sex. Gaining weight.
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I'm laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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