what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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