Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
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i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
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I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
If I get laid tonight it will 1.) Prove that the sex gods do in fact exist, and 2.) Show that I am one motherfucking badass bitch.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
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