I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
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Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
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Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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