so i told him i have my period and he put his head by my vagina and said "I HATE YOU!"
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i now understand why vodka
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
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