My sheets look like a crime scene.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
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The carpet cleaning people refuse to steam clean human feces. I'll call back later and blame it on the dog not you
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
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I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
His mom knocked on the door during morning sex because we were being too loud...now i have to meet her for the first time
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