normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I'll just say I told you so at your funeral
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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