Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
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There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
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Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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