i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
so hungover i had to get off the train to puke, rallied and went to work. not sure if that's an adulting win or fail
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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