Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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