And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
He called me for phone sex. Do you know how hard it is to fake an orgasm, and play Candy Crush at the same time?
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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