I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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im drinking this country out of the recession.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you scanned your fake to get into the dorm last night and when the lady told you it was the wrong card you looked at her and said this is who i am thursday night
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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