Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
Randomize
