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I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
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