Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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