I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
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