Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
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