It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
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I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
boys just don't understand what they're missing out on.
he's missing out on my boobs looking marvelous this evening.
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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