Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
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