Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
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I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
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