Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
I need a good reason NOT to eat this entire jar of nutella right now
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Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
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Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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