jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
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hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
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No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
The ass gains better be worth it
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