I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
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I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Sorry, they don't make maternity Power Ranger suits...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
There are peanut butter donuts now. We are playing with forces we can't possibly understand.
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