Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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