You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
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I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
What can I say? I like my food like I like my women, not entirely fucked by our contemporary world.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
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