Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
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i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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