i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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