This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Michael Bay diarrhea
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
i just got drunk and created an entire Dr Seuss unit for my first graders.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
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