problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
he drank half a bottle of bushmills, stood up to pee over the side, pissed his pants, sat in the puddle on the deck, told me my life goals were stupid and impossible, and wouldn't leave until 5am. by the time I got up at 8 I had 4 texts and 2 fb messages from him. AND HE STILL THINKS IT WENT WELL
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