I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
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I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
Grindr hookup awareness: always make sure that you agree to blow one person and they aren't bringing a Friend/boyfriend. Shits weird when you're sober.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
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He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
Poor guy. Tried so hard to get out of the friend zone. I had to make out with someone in front of him to put him in his place.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
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