i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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