He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
Big sunglasses are the new paper bag
ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
What's the address and code again...does anyone need anything and why is my viking helmet on the bed?
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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