I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
Apparently getting drunk, buying a guitar from your local costco and walking in to an open mic night is not the same as rocking out to guitar hero...
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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